June 2012
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madeagoestohell:
wow i uploaded a baby picture of myself and you commented “aw you were so cute what happened?” hooooo boy everyone back the fuck up the grand emperor of comedy has just arrived
May 2012
76 posts
1612th:
adults write icarly
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canadian news
anchor: there is snow today
anchor: there is moose on road
m3rmaid-ari3l:
stayburned:
mockingjew:
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Watchmarzipanmermaid:
ibeggedformercytwice:
peetalover:
fuckingtrippyman:
p-r0digy:
OHMYGODDDDDDD.
What the actual fuck
What did I just watch?
I hope this was just left on some kid’s laptop and somebody found it and posted it.
LOOOL
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me: why did you just reblog that from them
me: i literally just reblogged that
me: you're following both of us so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
me: is it because you don't like me
me: is it because i'm fat
Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
orange-lights:
the box said it would be a honey-mist auburn
honey, you missed auburn big time
mortson:
neeyo hoy menyoy
chekhov:
Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers
My graphing calculator broke omfg can my life just fucking end already I hate this shit I don’t need this
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fightingtheseas:
i hate when someone is pretty and also funny like stop that you only get one
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majss:
hey will you remember me in a day
yeah
will you remember me in a week
yeah
will you remember me in a month
yeah
knock knock
who’s there
i thought you said you’d remember me
patkirch:
imagine if you went to a restaurant and when they said “can i take your order” you just said “no” and walked out
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